Now that our Christmas/cow jokes competition is well underway, we've decided to bring you the best (and worst) jokes we’ve had so far! So here’s our little selection, the good, the bad and the ugly. Merry Christmas, and a Happy Moo Year!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel
Q: How do Santa’s employees have to register their tax returns?
A: Elf assessment
Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley
Q: Why does a milking stool only ever have three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder!
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the others?
A: Lean beef
Q: What's a cow's favourite holiday?
A: Moo Year's Day
Q: Why was the cow afraid?
A: Because he was a cow-herd..!!!
Q: Did you know that you cant't tell a good joke about cows?
A: Everyone's herd them all before!
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
Thank you to everyone who has contributed, keep them coming! Competition closes Monday 14th December. If you don't want to risk not getting a Christmas hamper, you can get yours here!